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And then I got all up behind the elephant and was like “BAMBAMBAM” ya know? Just really showed it who its daddy was. And was totally into it, too. It was totally like… diggin the Dan-man’s style.
Wait, so, like… was it a girl elephant? I don’t get it.
I don’t fuckin know. It was awesome, though. Ya know what? We should go out sometime. I bet you’re fuckin WILD off set.
I mean… I guess I—
BAM! BAMBAMBAMBAM!