Mikayla ran away from home when she was only 19. Raised by wolves for about a week, she now refuses to walk upright at all. She peed on our floor shortly after this was taken.
Pamela didn’t know what was worse: the fact that she had mistaken the dollhouse prop for the set, or the fact that this wasn’t the first time she’d done that.
We usually don’t devote so much time and energy to our photo shoots, but Judith showed up and insisted that we did things her way. Personally it didn’t really make sense and was all a little too artsy for my tastes, but what do I know? I’ve only been selling these anal beads for fifteen years.
I don’t care that this is an ID photo for my temp job at a doorknob factory, okay.
I’m a model — an artist — and just because a two-bit hack like you can’t recognize talent doesn’t mean that I should “smile into the camera” like some moron.
Now take the picture.
None of us were quite sure how to tell Pauline about her dandruff problem.
Suzette, going to first base with yourself won’t make you look any less of a tranny mess.
Wendell was so desperate to be discovered, he’d taken to bicycling nude through landscape shots.
He’d be able to pay off the lawsuits once he was famous.
Deeeeear Diary,
After camouflaging myself in David’s bedsheets, I’m hoping to surprise him by popping the question, “Put it in my butt?”
Ninth times the charm!
Daphne was running out of ways to stop the Feds from looking for the pile of corpses behind the curtain.
She never thought she’d have to say this again, but a carefully-placed vagina was her only hope.
Bianca had put a lot of thought into the outfit she wore when she stood on her Louis Vuitton luggage on the runway at Laguardia.
She really wanted to give Wesley one last look at the fine ass he’d never get back.
Fucking asshole.
